Here is mom's rather feeble effort
Momma come onna and turn of the computer.
While your sitting and typing we're getting cuter and cuter
Get the leashes and treats
(and for your self something sweet).
We promise not to struggle,
Even if we meet
A mad barking puggle!
We'll walk and we'll talk,
We'll stroll, and we'll roll
We'll have a ball, one and all!
Around the park,
Until it gets dark.